There were two Irish fellows in a bar in the wild west, they walk into a bar and but are skint and are dying
for a beer, they try to bribe the barman but he's having none of it, all of a sudden a man walks into the bar
with a red indian's head under his arm, the bar man shakes his hand and says "I
fucking hate Indians, last week the bastards burnt my barn to the ground, raped my wife a killed my
children", he then says "If any man brings me the head of a red Indian he will
give them $1,000 dollars.".
The two Irish fellows look at each other and walk out
of the bar looking for and Indian, after a few minutes they see one. One of the Irshmen throws a stone, which
hits the Indian on the head. The Indian falls off his horse but lands 70 ft down a ravine, so the two Irish men
make there way down the ravine where Paddy starts sawing the indians head off, whilst doing this Murphy says
"Paddy. Look at this!" Paddy still sawing replies"Not
now Murphy I'm busy!", Murphy says "I think you should look at this", to
which Paddy says "Fuck off I'm busy, there's a thousand dollars in my hand", but Murphy's
adamant "Please paddy look at this", so Paddy looks up and standing at the top of
the ravine are 5,000 red Indians, to which Paddy replies "Fuck Me! We're going to be
millionaires".